Q: What’s the best thing that could ever possibly happen on Valentine’s Day?
A: Queens of the Stone Age e-cards! Totally totally genius. Also you can upload a video to YouTube for their Make Out Contest to win a copy of “Era Vulgaris.” Is it any coincidence that Lucas is coming home the day before the deadline? Nope! I’m going to force him to enter the contest with me.
Speaking of, that little bastard made me the best Valentine EVER. It’s a photoshopped picture of our heads on the bodies of a couple riding a horse. Every time I look at it, I laugh so hard I lose all energy in my body. Tonight the Valentine’s tradition continues (albeit with one man down. And by “down,” I mean in Nicaragua) as Julia and I will be eating hot dogs, dancing, and making and eating an entire funfetti sheet cake. I wish you and yours an equally amazing evening.
